She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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