They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
