I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
