Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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