And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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