just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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