It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
