I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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