I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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