I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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