If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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