in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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