youre lurking in front of me
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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