Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
