Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Randomize
