is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
So squirting runs in the family.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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