And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i dont even know how to be here
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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