i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Please don't give away my fajitas
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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