i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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