She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
This is the high leading the old right now
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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