you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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