Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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