Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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