I want to stick my p in your. b.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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