Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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