Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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