You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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