The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
How does one acquire holy water?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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