idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
