i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Still dying that you shit outside
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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