Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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