Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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