yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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