I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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