Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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