that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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