Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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