This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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