Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We had sex on a dog bed..
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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