hell yes lets make some ravioli
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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