Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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