im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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