: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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