No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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