i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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