Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
