I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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