Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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