my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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