take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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